注：非本人經歷，b勿擔心。歡迎投稿，哈哈哈。
Rookie:
- “halo halo!! 你係XXX呀？我識YYY架！＂
Beginner：
- “張group pic我whatsapp返比你呀，你電話幾多號？“
- ”張group pic我tag返你呀，facebook add 你呀不如“
- ”張groupon就黎過期啦，搵唔到人陪我食呀，你得唔得閒？請你食啦最多“
Amateur：
- （相約在Starbucks) ”哦，你黎啦？無呀，見到你fb instagram 以前post過張vanilla latte，所以幫你叫左杯先~“
Li Ka Shing Level：
- 第一次1對1約會，在半島Amber book一間private room，來個接近6位數字的午餐。(沒錯，是6位。不是印尼盾，是港幣。）
Unconventional：
- ”唔該售貨員，我想試下呢一支筆。
（拿出記事本）
我可唔可以用你既電話號碼黎試呀？“ - (Whatsapp)
男: 考試加油呀，送比你！
男 sent you 3 images
女：??? what?
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.男：”脾”－”心”－”機” !~
impromptuz 
Rookie:
halo halo! u are XXX? i know YYY ga!
Ok will add XD this should be the most common pick-up line!!
i dou hai gum sin know dou u XD
joanne -> rachel -> cherryyiu -> u
hai joanne meh? :p haha i was just talking with cherry how we convinced u to join easyass in MSN group chat and u become so active until now!!
8/9/2006 16:34:55
beyoni （�ー`）EXHAUSTION LEVEL: ***** says:
hey
http://www.jsecs.org
join laaaaaaaa
+win* says:
lum gun ho ng ho join..
ho dor yea jo la already but yau yau d sheung join
beyoni （�ー`）EXHAUSTION LEVEL: ***** says:
u think think la~~~ but i support u go for ECS ga
你會學到好多野 in ecs really
and ecs wor!! chiu happy ga worrr
ecs ngo sic dou a lot of frens la ~~~
gao dou an exhibition out la XDDD
invite dou celebrities and press come, many ppl come to see, that satisfaction hai chiu dim
and ecs ppl are really chiu jeng!!!!
26/9/2006 22:40:23
+win* says:
ngo fax jor the form la
beyoni . [やめる] business-folded. says:
really
beyoni . [やめる] business-folded. says:
ho yea!!
c u on sat
.\_/.
/_\
仲有呀, 妳可以寫一個 post 關於如何踩踩踩男仔
十分簡單, 把我們平日的對話寫落去就得 b!
Ok!
仲話唔係妳本人經歷?
明明之前有第二個人就係整 ”脾”－”心”－”機” 妳 .\_/.
我識妳/氹妳, 令妳開心個 d 妳又唔講
要講人地個 d .\_/.
仲有呀, 妳呀, 係妳主動 add 我 fb ga
b (妳): “呀, 你 fb 係咩呀, 等我 add 你”
b (我) 心諗係唔係我咁靚仔, 所以妳主動會 add
你d方法好難以一字兩句用筆墨形容。:3
咁你覺得當初你係人定鬼？哈哈