Definition of success?

呀拉丁,買咗兩個球,三餐唔食飯 ,四餐唔飲酒 ,一變變左個馬蹓頭 。
  • 協恩中一招生,校長提醒家長:
    “小六生八級鋼琴乃屬平常,可以話你知,過往 900人中, 750個都係有嘅”

    我三級鋼琴豈不是好突出?!

  • 跟爹爹e-mail 提起最近midterm的成績:
    “Good.全班排名no1? -從我的 iPhone 傳送”

     “默書100分?但係average幾多先?”

  • 網上申請表上的挫敗三連問:
    1. Are you admitted to university by the Early Admission scheme (EAS) ?
    2. Have you participated in any exchange programmes?
    3. Did you win any awards in university?

    ..=o=……./____\…

  • 與友人吃飯:
    “我男友去紐約面試prop trading拿到了offer, entry-level 一年底薪USD 160, 000,就大概一個月有十萬多港幣吧。我立刻suggest我們要開joint account!“

    這位友人曾不爽男友堅持AA制,提倡”一个男生要是喜欢你 就得给你花钱”等偉論

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