電話告白 (極速完結篇)

朝早十點幾,無來電顯示。

「點?」又係廣告電話啦。

「早晨呀!我地呢度係電台示愛節目打嚟架,我地依家online有一位暗戀咗你兩年嘅女仔想同你表白喎~」

「下?」唔係呀?一早搞d咁嘅野。

「有冇頭緒先?不如比你估下?」

呢個時候我腦裏面出現咗好幾個人名。
但邊個會咁無聊做d咁嘅野?咪玩啦。

「唔。。ehhh Melody?」

「唔係。再估?」

「Stephanie?Tiffany?Isabella?」

「。。。咁,不如我等你地兩個自己講。」

______

「喂?」

「喂。。老闆」

呢個時候,我先留意到,

原來坐係我房出面嘅你,

一直拎住部電話望住我。


<時間關係,極速完結篇>

女秘書放低電話,cut咗線。

老闆都cut咗線,依然係「唔係呀?一早搞d咁嘅野」嘅心情。

秘書突然企起身,眼泛淚光慢慢行入老闆間房。

老闆同秘書講,唉你冷靜d先,刪咗度門,有d咩坐低慢慢講。

老闆行去窗邊,飲咗啖齋啡,一邊望住德輔道中嘅電車來來往往,一邊聽下秘書有咩講。

秘書搾實張tissue,一口氣講唒呢兩年嚟嘅辛酸。就算明知老闆身邊有Melody、Kitty、Tiffany,秘書依然冇變過心,仲話每一日可以見到老闆,睇到老闆係度飲自己沖嘅咖啡,已經好滿足。我知,我只係一個完全唔吸引嘅小秘書,但其實我都會希望有奇蹟出現,所以,所以我先做埋呢d傻事,對唔住老闆,令你難做。

可能仲有d hangover,聽聽下秘書嘅獨白,老闆呢個時候唔知點解都有d感動。望到秘書個樣咁陰公,呢兩年又的確都盡心盡力幫自己做野,一時衝動下,就係秘書嘅背後攬住佢,係佢耳邊溫柔講咗一句:「多謝你嘅好意。明架啦。」秘書喊得仲犀利。老闆見到秘書情緒仲未平復到,就話不如今日返屋企休息下先,你住邊?我車你返去。

但係,老闆實在太大意啦。皆因佢間房係有落地玻璃窗架。竟然有路人影咗video仲upload咗上100毛,係一日內成萬三個like,千六個share,突然受全城恥笑。

管理層對於呢件事大為關注,最後一致決定勸諭秘書離職。悲哀嘅係,呢個老闆竟然完全冇挽留佢嘅意欲,end up 連眼神接觸都免得就免。

秘書離職後,日日係屋企日諗夜諗,最後因愛成恨,癲咗。而老闆就繼續佢風流快活嘅生活。

某一個星期四嘅夜晚,雲咸街。秘書走咗去老闆最中意去嘅個間bar,見到老闆同Melody係度咬耳仔。

於是秘書鼓起勇氣走上前,一刀殺咗個老闆。

-完-

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Wow! 今日嘅training實在太正了!講MBTI~
冇錯,我最中意討論嘅extraversion–introversion talk!!
所以就算係朝9晚6我都超級精神哈哈哈。

MBTI未必係你平時嘅表現,只係一個natural preference
姐係,如果無人係身邊睇住,有得選擇嘅話,你嘅tendency會係咩呢?

我今次嘅report係ISTP (Introverted Thinking with Extraverted Sensing):
一個超級masculine嘅性格(2% of women, 9% of men)

“ISTP women are especially rare, and the typical gender roles that society tends to expect can be a poor fit – they’ll often be seen as tomboys from a young age.” HAHAHA

“ISTPs can seem very loyal and steady for a while, but they tend to build up a store of impulsive energy that explodes without warning”

  • Carefully observe what is going on around them. Constant scanning for information. 
    [blogger心態,好八卦]
  • Realist/Economy of effort – doing only what is needed with the least possible discussion and fuss. Their focus is on getting the desired result. 
    [yes。唔會做多,唔會做少。得到結果我就會close file]
  • Generally tolerant of a wide range of behavior – unless their logical principles are attacked. They can surprise others by expressing their firm and clear judgement.
    [!!! 我老闆就係咁話我!比較寡言,但每次發言時都係一定好firm嘅judgement。所以要學識講多d廢話。。。哈哈哈。同埋,我好中意make written complaints hehe]
  • Under great stress, the resulting explosive anger or hurt tearfulness is quite embarrassing to the usually calm and controlled ISTP.
    [so accurate!!!]
  • When frustrated, may become cynical and negative critics, withdraw their energy and postpone decision.
    [so accurate!!!]
  • Focus on intently on immediate results that they lose track of the long-term consequence on their decisions and actions. 
    [Yes, as b puts it, I am a 衝動仔]
  • ISTPs are able to stay quite relaxed. They live in the moment and go with the flow, refusing to worry too much about the future.

拿,其實overall我都覺得accurate,但有一點我就唔係好buy —
I am a risk-taker?? O_O definitely not!! …..

有兩個grey area:

  • 2011年,我有個唔同嘅result:ISTJ (務實型)。
    下?但根據今日嘅training,呢種天生嘅preference係唔會轉架播。
  • The only discrepancy 係 J (prefer a structured and planned life)
    and P (prefer a flexible, adaptive life)。
    我而家好肯定,我其實一定唔係J…well, not an extreme J at least!
  • 有d人去旅行要plan到盡,book好d野。
    但我其實真係好impromptu
    只不過係社會要我去lead a structured life。
    當我可以選擇嘅時候,我係一定隨心所欲。
    當然essential嘅planning係需要啦。
    我平日儲埋儲埋d錢,都係為咗做d特別野架ja。
  • 所以,我原來唔係ISTJ.
    (拿,impromptuz呀麻哈哈哈)
  • 我其實有d以為自己係ISFJ。
    到底我係Feeling主導,定係Judging主導??
    Feeling: 我係一個blogger,我會寫好多感受上,experience上嘅野。
    Judging: 我超中意投訴,I actually don’t care about people at all.
    呢個幾得意,因為我全家人(爹媽哥)都係非常extreme嘅F (social and service-oriented)!
    可能係屋企嘅關係,我要變得好F。今日有同事話我一定係100% F (care deeply about people?!) 
    但問心,如果有得選擇的話,我真係唔會點理其他人嘅感受。XDD
    F只係後期家教而已,例如大時大節要設計卡比爹爹媽媽。
  • 不過我係有ISFJ嘅特徵架:
    “They prize the freedom to follow their own course, have their own space, and set their own time frame, and they give the same freedom and tolerance to others”
    “Tend to be quiet. Their warmth, enthusiasm, and playful humor may not appear to people who don’t know them well”
    “They may avoid decision making, allowing others or circumstances to decide for them.”
  • 但我絕對唔係:
    “They want their work to be more than just a job – they want to contribute to people’s well being or happiness”
    “They care deeply about people”
    are you kidding me? lol

Conclusion:
我係ISTP,
但因為良好嘅家教/ blogging嘅關係,我嘅behavior會變咗ISFJ…

Wine: From Sanity to Bliss

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(多謝A既complimentary ticket for HK International Wine & Spirits Fair!)

  • 去wine fair既有兩種人 – 專業buyer & 呃酒飲人士。
    專業buyer淺嘗後會吐返出黎(所以每個booth都有個spittoon),
    otherwise會好快飲醉。
    後者就會不斷飲不斷飲;
    所以兩種人好容易分辨,飲到面紅紅個d就係後者。
  • 搞 B2C 既wine fair既frontline control 都有一定難度。留左一個鐘,現場已經有人嘔,打爛野,倒瀉野,仲有嚎哭 ~.~
  • d賣家點樣先會理你?
    我daddy都會prefer一d hmm you know,spicy D,無咁sweet個D~我想買d返去招呼下佢d clients 咁囉,hark”