Author: impromptuz

到底你有幾”港女”

香港女仔，到底你有幾”港女”?
轉俾三五知己，圍埋一齊睇睇
tag20個你識嘅香港女仔，無論你覺得佢係咪港女，都

可以tag!

金錢名牌篇
[ ]人地唔送貴嘢等於冇誠意
[♥]有時會將金錢花費於不必要物品（如可愛扭蛋，毛公仔）之上
[ ♥]買嘢最好男友俾錢，男人請食飯天經地義 (whoever 請食飯都是 天經地義XD)
[ ]試過為幾十蚊、甚至兩三蚊而爭執
[ ]同樣價錢嘅手袋，只會揀名牌
[ ]一衫着一兩次就唔要，名牌則相反
total: 2/6

夢想篇
[ ]時常覺得街上有男人注視我
[ ]覺得自己不乏追求者
[ ]曾幻想自己貌似某明星
[ ]喜歡閱讀愛情小說，並幻想自己是受萬千寵愛的女主角
[ ]不時幻想嫁個有錢人，唔使做有人養
[ ]成日幻想同醫生或律師一齊
total:0/6…..”

外觀篇
[ ]髮型以齊陰為主
[ ]花很多時間及金錢於打扮，但效果不顯著
[]全身上下起碼幾千（包括衫，鞋，飾物)
[ ]崇尚西方國家，唔係外國嘢唔買
[]愛買化妝品 ; 出街化濃妝
[♥]覺得自己衣着一定好過大陸同胞
total: 1/6

性格篇
[ ]喜歡裝可愛
[♥ ]人地講咩都信，毫無判斷力
[ ♥]我承認自己功利庸俗
[♥ ]我貪慕虛榮
[ ]我口頭話唔中意港男，實際上係因為溝唔到
[ ]我咩都要男人就哂我
[ ]我覺得發姣可以吸引異性
[ ]扮可愛，行為幼稚、如同小學生
[ ]成日溝仔，人地唔受就扮可憐、扮失戀，甚至揚言要自殺
[ ♥]自己永遠是對的
total:4 /10 XDDDDD

生活篇
[ ♥]愛睇壹週忽週或MILK，對娛樂新聞比時事經濟更清楚掌握
[ ♥]迷信星座，報紙只會睇每日星座運情
[ ]喜歡把自拍相放上網讓人瀏覽
[ ]成日上交友網或流連酒吧結識異性
[ ]只行Shopping Mall，謝絕郊遊
[♥ ]能夠運用感性的火星文字句
[ ♥]喜歡講是非或跟三五知己分享別人的迭事趣談
[ ]鍾意Hello Kitty，並批評喜歡日本動漫的香港男性為毒男
[ ]除咗開IE上網對電腦不甚了解，唔識分256同512
[ ]經常打人，男人還手就話蝦女仔
[♥]男女平等之餘，男人要講風度
[♥]男人不少得要擔擔抬抬
total: 6/12

戀愛篇
[♥]望男朋友咩都識
[ ]錯事責任歸咎於男友身上
[ ]任何事亦以分手作要脅
[ ]同男人一齊第一件事係幫佢「保管」存摺
[ ]試過飛咗男友後又搵返個人話自己寂寞，冇人理
[♥]經常性發脾氣
[ ]一日男友冇打電話黎，就覺得佢有外遇
[ ]網上分享和男友嘅嘢，冇啲私隱
[ ]一邊話男友花心，一邊走去溝仔
[♥ ]唔比男友睇靚女，自己迷戀男明星 (i guess i would hahha)
total: 3/10

Result: 16/50

Living a Lie

today heard my high school fren yup jor toudai…
it really strikes me ….i cant help but being  jealous
and at the same time so appreciate her motivation/courage/effort
in achieving her dream and her real interest

dude you know..i usually wont give a damn to people getting into which uni..
like i wont get particularly jealous or shit… ahhh but its toudai man……………
to me its the coolest place i could ever study in

remembered before i really researched a lot about Japan uni applications information
of course once i mentioned it to my family they r either ha-ha-ha or discouraged me
but if i could exchange my MIT place with toudai /kyodai/ waseda any of these ,
very honestly i would really wanna study in japan instead at this freaking miserable nerdy place

anyway… when someone near me successfully achieved my dream life
i feel so miserable suddenly = = “”””” always choosing /doing things that is against my true will
while people can really do it

aii…suen la………and i dont see any exchange to japan uni in MIT …well even though there is internships..
suen lah =_______=”””
you are forever fettered by expectations and social norms…

and most importantly japanese undergraduates dont have to study at all and play whole day =_=

aiiiiiiiii……..gum im happy that someone shows me that my dream is not impossible geh~ is achievable

ahhh thats me who got the offer….i think i will faint away immediately..= =

SEE , ALWAYS LIVING IN REGRETS……

ai…suen la you have no choice but continue to stuck in this freaky place for 4 years
while people could really enjoy and immerse herself every second of her college life into sth she’s passionate about

窮留學生懶人食譜 XDDDD


零失敗的超簡單懶人菜
 脆脆的培根很好吃

食材料金：NT $5
所要時間：2min
懶人指數：★★★★★
省錢指數：★★★★★

材料：
培根(bacon, 煙肉)1片
衛生紙或餐巾紙1張

做法：
1. 用筷子取出1片培根，放在餐巾紙或衛生紙上，以紙包住培根，放入微波爐。原創
2. 以強火微波1分半，我目前用的微波爐火力較強，大家可自行斟酌微波時間。

laugh jor me 1 minute XDDDDD
from blog.xuite.net/iq943/recipe/4241213

sing-kay-5


在ebay買了－－一塊硬膠!!! hahhhahahaha (完）

1) Good news from cal class =D:
“”Hi, F!0ni,
I think you are in the good stand since you are the second in the exam.””

2) Working at my nameplate capacity:
wed PLUS thurs  i only slept for 2 hours, coz i decided to do the 2 psets all by myself
went to all classes, went to office hours and tutor sessions, try not to waste even 1 “drop” of time(like studying during dinner) and experienced what a useful(?) student should be like

then the result is —– almost dead on thursday night coz im really TOOO tired

3) and today I have to hand in my bio pset by 11am, you know what?
my left leg fai jor….its super painful, i cant walk properly at all, and i might fall at any second
but i left simmons by 10:45am and hv to walk a realllllllllllly far …(<–click to see how far it is = =)
and i used 2 mins to walk there…(should take 10mins only normally)
what happened to my leg??? so hung bo lor like all the tendons and muscles are losen (too kwa jeung)

4) Before spring break i hv another round of heart attacks coming..3-midterms!
exam 2..i got no more reason to flunk it now.
so friday saturday sunday monday tuesday will be 24-hour turbo mode

5) Spring break…ohhh actually calvin qiu is coming next week lE
AND DEICISION IS RELEASING TMR!! idont know why im so excited about it
maybe i really wanna know if rudolf can get it or not , hahaha
or other ppl like Asad that i hv give advice to…hope mine are not ‘poisoned advice’

6) got 90% for japanese exam le, one of the problem is i always duno the english translation for some words. e.g. tashika .. i said it means “correct”,.. but it actually means  “positive”. maybe becoz im learning a 3rd language by my 2nd language ..haha then i wrote “be aware of” then the answer is “become aware of”. e.t.c e.t.c..

7) starting from next week, i will hv a reaaaaaaaaalllllly jeng schedule as calculus class is finshed ..(finally = =)
at most will only hv 4 classes a day yeah yeahyteah