到底你有幾”港女”

香港女仔,到底你有幾”港女”?
轉俾三五知己,圍埋一齊睇睇
tag20個你識嘅香港女仔,無論你覺得佢係咪港女,都

可以tag!

金錢名牌篇
[ ]人地唔送貴嘢等於冇誠意
[♥]有時會將金錢花費於不必要物品(如可愛扭蛋,毛公仔)之上
[ ]買嘢最好男友俾錢,男人請食飯天經地義 (whoever 請食飯都是 天經地義XD)
[ ]試過為幾十蚊、甚至兩三蚊而爭執
[ ]同樣價錢嘅手袋,只會揀名牌
[ ]一衫着一兩次就唔要,名牌則相反
total: 2/6

夢想篇
[ ]時常覺得街上有男人注視我
[ ]覺得自己不乏追求者
[ ]曾幻想自己貌似某明星
[ ]喜歡閱讀愛情小說,並幻想自己是受萬千寵愛的女主
[ ]不時幻想嫁個有錢人,唔使做有人養
[ ]成日幻想同醫生或律師一齊
total:0/6…..”

外觀篇
[ ]髮型以齊陰為主
[ ]花很多時間及金錢於打扮,但效果不顯著
[]全身上下起碼幾千(包括衫,鞋,飾物)
[ ]崇尚西方國家,唔係外國嘢唔買
[]愛買化妝品 ; 出街化濃妝
[♥]覺得自己衣着一定好過大陸同胞
total: 1/6

性格篇
[ ]喜歡裝可愛
[ ]人地講咩都信,毫無判斷力
[ ]我承認自己功利庸俗
[ ]我貪慕虛榮
[ ]我口頭話唔中意港男,實際上係因為溝唔到
[ ]我咩都要男人就哂我
[ ]我覺得發姣可以吸引異性
[ ]扮可愛,行為幼稚、如同小學生
[ ]成日溝仔,人地唔受就扮可憐、扮失戀,甚至揚言要自殺
[ ]自己永遠是對的
total:4 /10 XDDDDD

生活篇
[ ]愛睇壹週忽週或MILK,對娛樂新聞比時事經濟更清楚掌握
[ ]迷信星座,報紙只會睇每日星座運情
[ ]喜歡把自拍相放上網讓人瀏覽
[ ]成日上交友網或流連酒吧結識異性
[ ]只行Shopping Mall,謝絕郊遊
[ ]能夠運用感性的火星文字句
[ ]喜歡講是非或跟三五知己分享別人的迭事趣談
[ ]鍾意Hello Kitty,並批評喜歡日本動漫的香港男性為毒男
[ ]除咗開IE上網對電腦不甚了解,唔識分256同512
[ ]經常打人,男人還手就話蝦女仔
[♥]男女平等之餘,男人要講風度
[♥]男人不少得要擔擔抬抬
total: 6/12

戀愛篇
[]望男朋友咩都識
[ ]錯事責任歸咎於男友身上
[ ]任何事亦以分手作要脅
[ ]同男人一齊第一件事係幫佢「保管」存摺
[ ]試過飛咗男友後又搵返個人話自己寂寞,冇人理
[♥]經常性發脾氣
[ ]一日男友冇打電話黎,就覺得佢有外遇
[ ]網上分享和男友嘅嘢,冇啲私隱
[ ]一邊話男友花心,一邊走去溝仔
[ ]唔比男友睇靚女,自己迷戀男明星 (i guess i would hahha)
total: 3/10

Result: 16/50

搞笑對白 today

today at student center’s elevator, after almost 24 hours without sleep
old man: “which floor?”
beyoni: “Five.”
old man: “DO YOU MEAN FIFTH?”
beyoni: “errrr, yes =____=”

my mum @ phone
mum:”點解你寫d 中文 咁有歌詞既風格嘅?”
me: “…errr gor d really hai 歌詞…..”

fashionably 頹

if 忙裡偷閒 is a crime, I have sinned to no end.
recently watched:
1)志雲局飯  ah gill 篇
comment: he asked touché questions and exactly wht 8-gua audience like me would like to know haha.
2) 星期日檔案: 港男講女

comment: interesting. but i guess its not really a localized problem at all
3) 張栢芝 站出來

comment: cant really compare it with ah gill’s confession , different style le

anyway..recent hong kong news are pretty absurd
when “社會陰暗面” started to surface /見光..
its already too late to realize how bad moral/virtues/social norms r twisted
sex, drug, (pause) rock & roll (salute to martin!)

anyway, someone asked me how i can watch so many movies/ tv dramas
u know, i watched them at 2X speed. =)

Narcolepsy

Definition (嗜眠病)

Narcolepsy is a disorder marked by excessive daytime sleepiness, uncontrollable sleep attacks, and cataplexy (a sudden loss of muscle tone, usually lasting up to half an hour).
anyway to cure this disease? =((

anyway today in nihongo lesson, sensei asked wht is the meaning of ホーム
then apparently no one knows la then remembered a song i have translated before
“” 夕暮れの駅のホーム 二人 隅っこのベンチに座り”””
then ngo jau ho ying gum sic this word la XDD
which means translation of lyrics are not time-wasting at all~ hohoho

got back my phy exam, actually its not thattt bad ..if not the MC i will get a pretty satisfying/reasonable score

stalk the stalker

there is this person who searched my name in Massachusetts and found my xanga
and found this wordpress from my xanga…
(dont ask me why I know)
god its so creepy….-_-
no matter who this is..it really worries me because It again limits what I gonna write here
who the hell will search my name except myself?!

ahh…freedom of speech is at stake………..
maybe i just think too much =_=

it could be my classmates, my internship employers, my professors (?), ..any possible figures who lived in MA

ahhhhh ho geng , i should start writing everything in cantonese hahaha

ai suen la ai, dong ngo ng g

anyway anyone who is reading here..
please fong sum that i duno who you are at all ..i just got a very crude stat