Index page of my autobio

“If you really want to hear about it, the first thing you’ll probably want to know is where I was born, and what my lousy childhood was like, and how my parents were occupied and all before they had me, and all that David Copperfield kind of crap, but I don’t feel like going into it, if you want to know the truth. In the first place, that stuff bores me, and in the second place, my parents would have two hemorrhages apiece if I told anything pretty personal about them. They’re quitee touchy about anything like that, especially my father. They’re nice and all – I’m not saying that – but they’re also touchy as hell. Besides, I’m not going to tell you my whole goodam autobiography or anything. I’ll just tell you about this madman stuff that happened to me last Christmas just before I got pretty run-down and had to come out and take it easy.” – J.D. Salinger

there are stories that I  have probably told for a thousand times, but these are funny stories/facts that I really wanna share:

1) my 1-month tokyo trip and all my stalking stories

2) how I won$27,000 in Macau in one night

3) How I get drunk in aftergrad parties

4) all my terrifying flying experience…including one-day-in-SF without my luggage.

5) the night I got offer from MIT

6) why my chinese name is a boy’s name

7) and by now I should have already mentioned my bro at some points hahaha

8) how my ears eaten up my earrings due to my extreme laziness

9) i love mcwings and coke, i’m ambidextrous, and my hair was once brown.

10) i would only leave my hair long when i ran into a person that i really love

some trivials ones would be: my uni apps stories (all done in tokyo and hv version for engin/medic/law school) ..my summer job and its interview.. how i lost my wallet recently…my special encounter when clubbing…benz-pao…etc

if you’ve heard all of the above,
congras I am sure you are so bored by me
coz I tend to repeat them over and over again.

The list should go on and that’s why
I really like creating special/random/dramatic moments in my daily life
so I would have 素材 to blog about, to share about.
it may be deliberate but i really enjoy telling “madman stuff” stories,
as much as I enjoy listening to stories from you