搞笑對白 today

today at student center’s elevator, after almost 24 hours without sleep
old man: “which floor?”
beyoni: “Five.”
old man: “DO YOU MEAN FIFTH?”
beyoni: “errrr, yes =____=”

my mum @ phone
mum:”點解你寫d 中文 咁有歌詞既風格嘅?”
me: “…errr gor d really hai 歌詞…..”