港人的無聊話題大全

最近出席了一些business lunch,
發現有一些universal卻非常無聊的話題是萬試萬靈的 —
regardless咩對象,咩季節,咩場合,都可以無限loop嘅話題。
供參考!

  1. 天氣。
    “嘩,上星期d天氣真係好反常呀。又熱又凍咁。”
    “今日天氣真係好好呀。”
  2. 流感。
    “d天氣咁樣樣,好難唔病啦。”
    “係呀,我個親戚一家人都流感呀,好慘呀。”
    “係啦係啦,所以去街最好都係戴口罩啦。”
  3. 旅行/放假。
    “係喎,聖誕新年放假有冇去邊度玩呀?”
    “冇呀,係屋企咋。”
    “有呀,帶埋個仔去咗日本玩呀。”
  4. 仔女教育
    “你個仔幾大個啦?”
    “喔,三歲啦,好鬼曳呀佢”
    “三歲!喔姐係K1啦。我個表弟都3歲呀”
    “係呀?邊間幼稚園呀?”
  5. 樓價
    “點呀,你結婚打算住邊呀?”
    “買唔起啦。個市唔知幾時先會跌。”
    “冇計啦,d大陸人成日黎買樓!”
  6. 上班居住地區/交通
    “係喎,你住邊呀?返東涌咪好遠。”
    “係喎,你地office係邊架?PP? 個度冇咩食架喎”
    “你住咁遠,會唔會揸車返工好d呀?“
    “我唔識揸車。”
  7. 過往經歷
    “你以前係成都返工架?嘩。一個女仔闖大陸好勇敢喎”
    “你加入咗xxx 公司好耐啦?”
  8. 舊同事去向
    “你地以前個director 呀Lawrence,佢去咗邊呀?”
    “呀Teresa佢幾好嗎?佢係咪好似話調咗去xxx部門?”
  9. 品評現場環境/食物
    “呢度d pizza都幾出名架。之前有冇黎過呀?“
    “呢個餐廳d風景幾好播。今日天氣咁好真係fit啦!”
  10. 生硬地cap上次見面情況與變化
    “嘩!好耐冇見啦!上次見面應該係xyz conference啦?“
    “喂喂,點呀。你好似肥咗d!”
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